I should have known…
I should have known what kind of day it was to be when…
I dreamed I was pushing Eddie Freeman (my Synergy folks will enjoy this) in a wheelchair and continued to inadvertantly tip him over and spill him on the ground.
I got out of the shower and spent a second wondering where my clean undies had gone, and then realized I was already wearing them.
I set my earring box in front of me and reminded myself twice to put on earrings, and yet left the house with nothing in my ears.
The drink place had no fresh lemons for my Diet Coke.
(As a side note, I just did a quick glance over this post and realized I had misspelled about 12 words, which is higher than my average)