By the Numbers* – The Gym
1 – number of times I hit the snooze button this morning.
15 – number of minutes it took me to get out the door this morning. How can it take that long to pull on gym clothes, brush my teeth, and get in the car?
28 – number of minutes on the treadmill
3.2 – my top speed (hey, I’m taking it easy on myself)
2,541 – number of times while on the treadmill I wished I had new shoes. These hurt my feet!
32 – number of ounces of water drunk (drank? gedrunken?) while on the treadmill
40 – number of minutes it took me to get dressed at the gym after I worked out. This included a shower, doing hair and makeup and making myself presentable for work. Oh, and trying to pass the IQ test of getting everything back in the suitcase I bring with all my crap.
387 – number of times I still felt slightly smug that I was at the gym this morning
387 – number of times I felt slightly uncomfortable knowing I was the only fat person at the gym
2 – the channel I watched while walking this morning
1469 - the number of times I wondered why there is such stupid stuff on TV in the morning.
687 – the number of times Glo warned me not to do *an homage to Omar because he was already so full of himself.